How do you describe yourself without sounding conceited? Oh I know I'm not conceited I'm confident. I'm retired Marine and I stay fit drug free and disease free. I have a quick wit and a sarcastic sense of humor. I like to have humor in my daily life because if you can't laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at? That's right everyone else. I feel personal hygiene is paramount you have to be clean. By the way I love pussy maybe some you ladies can help me with that.