Ok, Someone told me that this statement sums me up.you're not supposed to arrive at the end of your life sedately, nicely coiffed, body in perfect condition - going quietly up to the pearly gates. Rather - you're supposed to skid in sideways, completely worn out, grinning from ear to ear with a bottle of champagne in one hand yelling "WOW! What a ride!"That is me. Don't let my pic fool you. I am a very smart person. Not some stoner deadbeat that parties all the time. I have an IQ of 186. I don't do drugs and drink rarely. I've been a Gymnast, Firefighter, Network Engineer, Life gaurd, Stripper, Bartender, Pornstar, and so may other things. I hate being stereo-typed. I have a kind heart and an evil sex drive. And I am a total Smartass.