I am divorced, 44 years old, with the outlook of a 15 year old. I have a son aged 17, who is registered blind, and I myself have been retired for ten years, as I was determined to enjoy my retirement and not live in pain during it. Have it when you're in your thirties, you enjoy it so much more!!I am witty, very intelligent and extremely funny (albeit, normally at the expense of someone in my party!). I think no-one is brighter or faster on the one-liners, and I'm not boasting. I'm the perfect catch, and as I've been a celibate batchelor for ten years, I think I am most desirable.My ambition is to buy my council flat, and use the 34,000 they give me, plus any extra value it has accrued over three years, to sod off and buy a narrowboat, so I can spend the rest of my life swanning around the canals of Blighty! Can you think of a more luxurious way of spending your days? I can't.